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mr sexy hardcore yokohama bad boy godfather ([personal profile] coasts) wrote in [community profile] prismaticaooc2020-04-21 10:30 am

lunatia's first rap battle!

Good day, everyone!

Some members of the Hypnosis Mic cast, namely myself, Tay, Joou, Nini, Jensen, and Kat, want to make Lunatia's first rap battle happen! We've written a "rap battle" (it's a song that's back and forth between two divisions) for such an occasion. Now, in the world of Hypnosis Mic, rap battles are decided through audience votes. We've written a brief post to introduce rap battles and the characters involved, before anything else, and at the bottom of the post is the rap battle we've written.

The lyrics contain strong language, so please be warned!

We'd appreciate your votes so we can decide which division wins, and then we are targeting to have the log for the rap battle up on 1st May 27th April, should the IC atmosphere permit. IC-ly, votings are done via a machine during the show itself, so if your characters would hear about the rap battles through radio promotion, word of mouth from one of the characters involved, or the network post (that we will unfortunately handwave!) inviting people to come watch, or whathaveyou and are interested in coming, we would appreciate the votes!


How Rap Battles Work:
- Characters wield a weapon called a Hypnosis Mic. These look like normal microphones at first, but then transform into personalised microphones, depending on the wielder's personality. (An example would be Ramuda's microphone that looks like a Sylveon, and then his Hypnosis Speakers are the round candy stuff behind him.)

- Divisions have 3-4 members, and they're gathered in a stadium to to have a rap battle. A coin is flipped to determine who raps first (in this case, the first division is Fling Posse). Music plays and actual battle with special attacks transpire. The microphones are weapons, after all, and each character has a special attack that reflects their personality. For the sake of this brief overview, I won't go through each character's special attacks.

- Each character has health points which decrease per attack they receive. When a division doesn't have HP anymore, then they lose.

- You can listen to a sample of one of the rap battles here! It's very catchy.

- Now it's time to meet the two divisions for Lunatia's first rap battle: Mad Trigger Crew and Fling Posse!

Divisions:


Yokohama Division: Mad Trigger Crew
(L-R: Riou Mason Busujima, Samatoki Aohitsugi, Jyuto Iruma)

Samatoki Aohitsugi ([personal profile] coasts), MC name: Mr.Hc (Hardcore)
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Jyuto Iruma ([personal profile] inthebuilding), MC name: 45 Rabbit
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Riou Mason Busujima ([personal profile] grylls), MC name: Crazy M
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Shibuya Division: Fling Posse
(L-R: Gentaro Yumeno, Ramuda Amemura, Dice Arisugawa)

Ramuda Amemura ([personal profile] lollipopdrops), MC name: easy R
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Gentaro Yumeno ([personal profile] yumenope), MC name: Phantom
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Dice Arisugawa ([personal profile] chronicgambler), MC name: Dead or Alive
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Rap Battle:


Dead or Alive
"Coming into the ring, the ultimate survivor!"
Bullshit! You're down deeper than a diver
Big wild guy, letting the burbs tame ya?
Shut the fuck up, game the system 'fore it games ya
Fight for your right or you'll die for your might
Fuck the man, got no plan, shoulda shot on sight
Before they slap you with a collar like a chump
Are you a real man, or some yakuza's pup?
 

Crazy M
If all dogs go to heaven, I'll take you to hell.
Your master is your debt, not your word master's spell.
A life lived by the dollar ends in a fool crying uncle;
You're barely surviving in this fierce urban jungle.
Step into Crazy M's kitchen when you just can't get by,
I'll cook you a dose of humility-- aren't you eager to try?
Tell me: will Fling Posse dig you out of this hole?
I'm a free man, but chroma's tied you up more than your lying troll.
 

Phantom
Truly upstanding, the way you uphold the law
Heavens me, I’m simply in awe
A shame if I were lying, merely beguiling,
Wouldn’t that be the last straw?
Dressed to kill, with fanciful bullets and words
Of which, what do you prefer?
This tale we’re weaving will have no end
So surrender now, perhaps we’ll bend
Fling Posse is righteous, quite the opposite of a yakuza flop,
But I suppose those words are lost, on such a crooked cop.
 

45 Rabbit
So what I’m getting from crooked’s that I keep this place clean
No one wants to play this with you, try to guess what you mean
I came for a rap battle, not to sit through soliloquy
Fling Posse wins this match, oh? That shit poem's a tragedy
Seriously, a possibility? Forget your gambler’s relationship with probability?
All you’ve got going’s your imbecility, best pay up now to ‘Hama’s MTC
Because we’re about to send the whole lollipop guild packing
For the record that means you guys, your munchkin and the candy he’s smacking
 

Mad Trigger Crew
Lunatia Roast, the middle finger won't cut it! Mad Trigger Crew are the winners, trust it!
 

Fling Posse
Lunatia Roast, the middle finger won't cut it! Fling Posse are the winners, trust it!
 


All
Burnin’ each other down 'cause we don’t gotta fight alone
Didn’t get to face you off when we were still back at home
Takin’ it to the streets, new heights free of Chuo’s dome
Someone forget the hose? ‘Cause we started a Roast!
 

easy R
Hey hey!☆ You really think you can beat us with your crew?
Ahahaha, oh wow! You've got lots and lots of loose screws!
We're "Lollipop guild," you said? Oh, that's a real laugh☆
Because the whole city knows you, just as lawn service staff!
Mad puppy, wan wan! Call yourself a thug and a bad boy
Yet you always wind up used like somebody else's toy~
Mr. Hardcore, always bragging 'bout how you're a resister
"Can't lose to anyone," but you can't find your sister!☆
 

Mr.Hc
Huh? What was that? The hell did you say to me?!
I ain't got time to listen to some ass who's four foot three!
Fling Pussy's all you got, but Mad Trigger Crew owns this lot,
This city's all ours, so get the fuck out before you get shot!
Easy R, I, P, Samatoki-sama's prepared your new home six feet under,
Bringin' my sister into your mess? You're just makin' me wilder!
Mad Dog in Yokohama, but hungry like the wolf in Lunatia,
I'm rabid as hell, hope you got your shot of euthanasiaaawrrr!
 


Crazy M and 45 Rabbit
Crazy M: Life's no game, it's a war, we're here to battle
45 Rabbit: Lunatia's turned blue, we'll whoop your ass back to the scramble
MTC: BANG!!
[ Samatoki is doing a delinquent squat at this point, while Jyuto and Riou are on either side of him, pointing their index and middle fingers in a 'gun' gesture at Fling Posse; the Mad Trigger Crew hand sign! A gunfire sound effect blasts behind their triple-shouted sound. ]
Crazy M: That's the sound of MTC leaving Fling Posse in shambles
45 Rabbit: Now the body count: a pink furby, a ghost writer and a hobo that gambled
 

Mr.Hc
You say somethin'? You can't defeat us with your weakass attacks!
Mad Trigger Crew's in top form, we got each other's backs!
 

Mad Trigger Crew

Yokohama bad boys space jammin' on a new planet's stage Every single 'verse we slap, make all the divisions rage!
 


Dead or Alive and Phantom
Dead or Alive: You think we're just candy? Yeah, you're full of shit
Phantom: Allow these temptations to force you to quit
Dead or Alive: Full house, triple sevens, Fling Posse's on top
Phantom: The winner takes all, so “suck my lollipop~”
 

easy R
A bunch of yappy puppies talkin' about bodies, you ain't even scary~☆
Our posse can't be beat, so just focus on poppin' your cherries!
 

Fling Posse
From the stars with these bars, flow that can't be beat
It's our FPSM harmony, snatching victory from defeat
 


All
Burnin’ each other down 'cause we don’t gotta fight alone
Didn’t get to face you off when we were still back at home
Takin’ it to the streets, new heights free of Chuo’s dome
 

Mad Trigger Crew
Lunatia Roast, the middle finger won't cut it! Mad Trigger Crew are the winners, trust it!
 

Fling Posse
Lunatia Roast, the middle finger won't cut it! Fling Posse are the winners, trust it!
 


All
Someone forget the hose? ‘Cause we started a Roast!
 


Poll #23880 Mad Trigger Crew vs Fling Posse
This poll is closed.
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 48


Who should win?

View Answers

Mad Trigger Crew
28 (58.3%)

Fling Posse
20 (41.7%)



Thanks for reading all this, and we look forward to playing with you all! 🙏