HE MIGHT AS WELL AT ONE POINT.. he's already gonna ask lwj about this supposed marriage of theirs, so yknow. maybe his memory really is That Shitty(tm).... but then maybe in the future i can canon update him 🤔

listen it's a life experience for 1) conversation starters, 2) in case you get kidnapped Again, and 3) ????? something else. trust him it works. you're almost at that age a-yuan you gotta start thinking about your future?? did lan zhan not give you the talk