epic handshake meme of good taste occurring right here

ren will be at least partially distracting himself from how much he hates being objectified so let him hurl himself wholeheartedly into abysmal joke hell, especially since he was planning to draw the captors' attention if they start doing anything real nasty anyway so??? win-win he can pretend he's not protecting people by being massively obnoxious

the chaos will be too much for the city to handle, also clearly i need to have ren ponytailing with his black ribbon he keeps on him for emergency hair tying so they can reverse colour match while they're being chaos duo