gets to spend the rest of the event wearing ripped up dress and ruo ye for decency... what a beautiful, unfortunate life, xie lian

it also occurs to me that with 2x2 battles possible, if you wanted, they could probably both be tossed at Barbarian Glowboy to get wreck't (what champion needs a second, none, that's the truth) though that's for max "this is our bad luck life: damage