He's gonna make so many terrible egg puns and jokes about eating his egg and then stabbing anyone who looks at it funny that
ALSO HEY he's perfectly norm--no I can't even type that with a straight face. He's a fucking weirdo, I'm sorry.
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He's gonna make so many terrible egg puns and jokes about eating his egg and then stabbing anyone who looks at it funny that
ALSO HEY he's perfectly norm--no I can't even type that with a straight face. He's a fucking weirdo, I'm sorry.