i love that i have to teach you magic bc that eye of yours was able to figure out my fabled name... my aura is cool, right!? very.. fresh! ahaha, yes yes.. flatter me, i mean! ahem, yes, only i can tame that evil beast.. are you the queen of the underworld? a fallen angel? what may i call you

this is where cath palug attacks him and tries to rip out his hair right in front of her because that's his charm point.

but i think it'd be cute hello. he'd just go along with her chuuni, who is he to ruin her dreams and she gets to see real magic at the same time (when hes not lazy) AND gets to play with the fearsome but cute cath palug she's literally winning