Yes, hello, I would like to sign up to start this CR with your ojisan spear tsukumogami haunting my half human, half night sparrow youkai who is also a preternatural mercenary lady over his inability to drink sake as a ghost maybe? Bonus points if she's drinking sake while it's happening bc if you think she's going out in this mess to sleuth and save ghosts acquire clients without a flask of the good stuff, you're wrong. Maybe she can help him with the whole ghost thing??

I'm spitballing, but I read, I wondered, I laughed. Let's do a thing?